Let's make fun out of something serious. :)

-What do you say when see an empty parrot cage ?

·         POLYGON.

-What do you call a crushed angle?

·          A RECTANGLE

-What do you call people who are in favor of tractors?

·         PROTRACTORS

-What did the student say from Italy when the witch doctor removed the curse?

·         HEXAGON

-What did the acorn say when he grew up?

·         GEOMETRY

-What do you call an angle which is adorable?

·         A ACUTE ANGLE

-What do you use to tie up a package?

·         A CHORD

-What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? 

·         PUMPKIN PI!

-What should you do when it rains?

·         COINCIDE

-How many calories are there in that slice of chocolate pi? 

·         APPROXIMATELY 3.14

-What does the zero say to the the eight

·         NICE BELT

-Why was 6 afraid of 7?

·         BECAUSE 7 8 9

-How did the farmer solve the trigonometry problem?

·         USING SWINE AND COSMINE

-What did one math book say to another?

·         LEAVE ME ALONE. I HAVE MY OWN PROBLEMS.

- What kind of snake is good at math?

·         THE ADDER

- What did the oak tree say to the acorn.

·         GEE, I’M A TREE

- What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach? 

·         TANGENT

-What do you call a fierce beast?

·         A LINE